Optirectumitis
(see also optir-ct-mitus)
chronic pessimism of a particularly severe nature. derived from opti-r-ct-m-itis as follows:
opti: having to do with optics, visual or eyes
r-ct-m: the innermost and center between the gluteus maximus, the primary source of sh-tstains and b-ttnuggets; b-tthole; fecal exit, excremental departure zone.
itis: an inflammatory disease
facts: when hyper-signals originating in the optical and rectal regions of the human anatomy cross at certain points and become snared and start to resonate at unusually high amplitudes, the -ssociated neuro- transmitters merge and the combined signals release an evolutionary combination of fecal-optical gases which then propogate directly to the frontal cortex of the brain. when the fecal-optical gases settle, an unsuspecting victim will often become p-ssy, negative, impatient and, generally, will exhibit symtoms of being a total sc-mbag schmegma breath.. especially around trusted friends and family!
general symtom: a sh-tty outlook on life.
don’t mess with john today. he is very discontented and angry. his misfortunes and blunders combined with the span of time since his last bl-wj-b, have resulted in a severe case of optir-ct-mitis.
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