optiurinaphobia
(noun) the fear of losing your gl-sses off the top of your head into a full urinal. also counts if they fall off your face when you look down to aim.
optiurinaphobiac adj. someone who is always afraid this will happen to them.
“i think i suffer from optiurinaphobia.”
“god i almost had a heart attack! my gl-sses almost fell off into the p-sser!”
“you’re such a optiurinaphobiac! lol”
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