optorectalitis
a condition such that one’s head is so far up their own posterior that all they see, hear, say, or contemplate is filtered through their own fecal prism.
when congress meets, their collective cases of optorectalitis combine to form a super-m-ssive brown hole that sucks in our money and our rights.
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