opuning


an opportunity to make a pun—itself a pun on “opening”, except with “pun” included. not to be confused with “o’punning”, the act of punning in gaelic.
q: was this an intentional pun or one that just happened?
a: maybe it just happuned but i wouldn’t put it past him to have seen an opuning and gone for it. me, i’d never do anything like that.

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