oraclise
the process of over-complicating a simple database design to within an inch of it’s life. typical knock on effects include :-
a) delaying project delivery dates by weeks/months
b) an oversized ego of the database designer who done the oraclising
c) general hatred towards the database designer who did the oraclising
all i wanted to do was add 5 values to a combo box but that jumped up dba had to oraclise it.
the process of over-complicating a simple oracle database design to within an inch of it’s life. typical knock on effects include :-
a) delaying project delivery dates by weeks/months
b) an oversized ego of the database designer who done the oraclising
c) general hatred towards the database designer who now has an oversized ego
all i wanted to do was add 5 combo box values into a pre-defined type/value table but that “pr-ck of a jumped up dba” decided to oraclise it.
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