oral constipation
when someone who is usually full of words and useless sayings is suddenly put on the spot, and can’t find sh-t to say. a lack of words.
when pres. bush was asked why we are in iraq, his jaw just dropped. he must suffer from oral constipation.
when i asked my best friend why he was f-cking my wife he stood theresuprised gulping for air like a fish, he suffered from oral constipation as well.
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