Orange County Mom


a stereotypical soccer mom residing in orange county, california that drives a huge suv, and has children with pretentious hipster names like keaton, colton, and tiffany. she drives her children in an expensive gas-wasting suv, and their suv’s have stickers like “war is not the answer” or “united we stand”, although they consistently vote republican. she does not have a job and spends most of the day at the beauty salon or buying useless sh-t at the shopping mall with his husband’s money, who is usually never home.
that mercedes benz suv, who cut me off and ran a red light while drinking a starbucks latte, is a orange county mom.

the orange county mom was late picking brad up from his soccer tournament because she was out spending his husband’s dough.

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