Orange-vod-juice-ka


half orange juice, half vodka, invented by michael scott
michael: jim! try this! that is vodka and i mixed it with orange juice. i call it orange-vod-juice-ka

jim: (takes a sip) wow that is delicious. i can’t believe no one’s thought of this before.

michael: i know!
a delicious and tempting alcoholic beverage created at an office christmas party by the great visionary leader michael scott, dunder mifflin branch manager (scranton, pa.) the ingredients are: store-bought orange juice (concentrated or fresh squeezed), cheap vodka, and ice.
1. this is the best orangevodjuiceka i’ve ever tasted.

2. will you pour me another orangevodjuiceka?
a non-drinker’s name for a screwdriver.
fake man: i just made this delicious orange-vod-juice-ka!

real man: it’s called a screwdriver, dumb–ss.

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