Orcish Lair


an orcish lair is a place where tribes of orcs tend to gather, awaiting a coming battle. it can also refer to a place where orcs simply live and do what orcs do.

an orcish lair can also refer to one’s -sshole, more specifically a nasty sh-t-encrusted -sshole. the only way to kill the orcs that inhabit this orcish lair, however, is to pierce it with one’s elven staff of power.
example 1:
knight: the orcs are gathering their numbers, sire!

king: where?!

knight: the orcish lair beyond the forest!

example 2:
“last night i shoved my elven staff of power into this chick’s orcish lair. when i pulled it out it had brown orc blood on it. smelled like rotting orcs, too.”

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