Ordinary Seaman
a fat f-ck who claims to be from the sh-tty state of south carolina but is in fact from virginia. usually found with a dumb -ss look on its face and its hand either scratching its fat -ss or its little d-ck. whenever this thing f-cks up, it thinks a simple “ma bad” will do. also is not able to get any p-ssy of anykind even kpa.
guy: who is that fat -ss scratching his b-lls over there?
girl: thats an ordinary seaman , he sure wont shut up about south carolina and he makes my p-ssy dry.
entry level deck department position aboard a merchant ship of the united states. after 365 days seatime, an o.s. can test for advancement to able bodied seaman.
the ordinary seaman usually chips paint and rust, paints, splices and repairs lines, and -ssists (somewhat) in cargo operations and especially mooring/unmooring of the vessel.
the captain of the ship started as an ordinary seaman on deck, and worked his way up the hawsepipe.
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