Oregon Slap Jack
when you are receiving a bl-wj-b and whip out your d-ck to start slapping your girlfriend in the face as fast as possible, making a sound like you are flipping flap jacks.
bro, my girfriend was giving me a blowy last night and i just started doing the oregon slap jack on her for no reason.
thats phenomenal bro.
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