oregoon
a drunken skateboarder, usually over 30, but occasionally younger who hails from oregon, the skatepark capital of the world. know the oregoon by their standard attire, which consists of a heavy metal t-shirt, quilted flannel, holey jeans, filthy mesh-hat, blown-out sneakers, three-day stubble, proliferous tattoos, and surgically-attached beer can. during the brief periods the oregoon is not skateboarding at an extremely rapid pace, they will be smoking gr-ss, muttering under their breath, wishing you’d go home, and deciding whether or not to kick the living sh-t out of you.
“f-ck man, i really wanted to skate portland, but everytime i went to a spot, it was full of oregoons.”
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