organic dissonance


what happens when a person’s online persona does not jibe with their in-person reality.
brittany: so, did you finally meet the new guy?

brandi: i was really digging him on ok-cupid and then we met for coffee. he was wearing a justin beiber concert tee and he had a mullet.

brittany: major case of organic dissonance.

brandi: the worst.

brittany: ((cringe))

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