Orgasmaleptic


noun. a female who falls asleep right after s-x. also see -rg-smalepsy. for the male version, see ejaculeptic and ejaculepsy.
i think my girlfriend is a -rg-smaleptic, right after we hit it, her -ss is out cold!

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