orgasmic event
when someone has an -rg-sm so intense it is a life-changer. in a 1999 field study of 125 people who had experienced a climax of this magnitude, 15 died of heart attacks during the -rg-sm, 32 swore a lifetime of devotion to their lover, 43 swore a lifetime of devotion to their hand, 23 committed suicide convinced they had experienced the ultimate thrill life could give them, 11 began touring as motivational speakers, and one decided he was going to watch the britney spears video “baby, one more time” one more time to see if he could replicate his -rg-smic event. less than a minute into the video he had a seizure and died en route to the hospital.
(from “my date with giganti tongue”) …her heart skipped, she held her breathe, there, oh my. she felt her soul fluttering from her body in ecstasy. her limbs shuddered and she rode the -rg-sm like james bond rode the tidal wave caused by the collapsed iceberg in the one where halle berry wore a bikini but was trapped in that igloo by the mad korean. hummingbirds peppered her heart with kisses and she felt higher than cheech and chong at a grateful dead concert in a jet flying over mount everest. and then, as the -rg-smic event slowly subsided, there was that ultimate moment of clarity when suddenly she felt she could prove einstein’s theory of relativity was a load of horsesh-t.
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