Oriental Express


when a guy prevents himself from sh-tting, at least 2-3 days and then unleashes a t-rd that resembles a large garden snake. this brown anaconda then is fished out of the toilet and frozen in a freezer. when the time is right you take out this frozen sh-t stick and ram in to your loved ones meat curtain until it turns into peanut b-tter.
after i gave my girl the oriental express, i spit on her tw-t and had a peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich.

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