orifices time


when one member of a couple -ssaults the other member’s orifices, generally by tickling or poking in and around them. illegal in forty-eight states and puerto rico, and ruled a war crime by the un.
every time he hears his girlfriend yell ‘it’s orifices time!’, andy dies a little inside

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