Pezzed


the perfect level of drunkenness; on the scale of drunkenness (from buzzed to black-out), being pezzed is after being tipsy but before being drunk.

you are relaxed but awake, energetic and outgoing but not making a fool of yourself.
“dude, do shots with me!”

“nah thats ok, i’m already pezzed, i won’t need another drink for a bit.”

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