original cougar


the original cougara.ka. “demi moore”.. an old soap opera hag,that used to be a minor celebrity that prefers twinks to give her life meaning.

someone that is older & used up ;and never had a son,only girls so thats her way of having a son. looks younger now then she was at 20. some plastic surgions work magic ! one day he will awaken to his granny !
that wrinkled old b-tch in the corner is gonna pull a “demi moore”a.k.a. original cougar; on the cute little twinker sic.unsuspecting busboy,or poolboy,cabana boy

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