Orks


screw in a bizarre manner
they thought he was a cow orker, but he was just a yes-man.
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a race that is made for fightin’ and winnin’.
“orks iz made fer fightin’ and winnin’!”
the variation of “orc” from j.r.r. tolkiens lotr etc, used in the warhammer 40,000 world to blow some sp-ce marines up!
the outpost was overrun by greenskins
noun: a hideous creature who prays on asians, har-ssing them for attention, s-x, and deli sandwiches. -when angered, orks have a tendency to dance in their underwear.
nadia, stop being such an ork! leave that poor asian alone!
(n.)a variation of “orc.”

that is, a man-sized, mythological monster possesing strength, ugliness, and unpleasant disposition, first coined by j.r.r. tolkien as a word for goblin in his works _the lord of the rings_ and _the silmarillion_; goblin
a synonym to energy, l-st, will power, etc.
“ork” or “orka” is the swedish word for all of the above…. and a lot shorter. an expression within its self.
“i don’t have the ork”
can be used in multiple different ways.

pr-nounced like “or” with a “k” at the end of it. just like the orc’s in lord of the rings.
example 1.
jessica: daniel do you want to come over and watch a movie?
daniel: no i don’t have the ork to come over.

example 2.
mike: john do you want to play football?
john: na, just don’t have the ork.

example 3.
anne: f-ck me now!
marie: my tongue is to tired from this morning and i have been working all day. orka….
verb, transitive. to figuratively emasculate someone; to dominate and humiliate him. taken from “orchiectomy,” which is surgery to remove a t-st-cl-. coined in 2012 by washington post columnist gene weingarten.
“man, the yankees sure orked the sox last night.”
to ork- to flash your junk
haley likes to ork

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