Orky
orky is a term used in the warhammer universe (or ooniverse, to be orky) by orks to describe something worthy of being used by, ridden in, said by, or otherwise being -ssociated with orks.
most orky words starting with or using a c will have the c replaced, as in trukk (truck) and kulture (culture).
the same applies for the letter s in words like boyz (boys) and gunz (guns).
something can be made orky through either adding red paint (yellow can be subst-tuted, as it is a roight snazzy kulah), adding some stompy bitz, or the traditional method of simply adding more dakka. nevah enuff dakka.
devastator marine: for the emperor! die filthy xenos!
slugga boy: oi, dat ‘umie’s got sum roight orky dakka! let’z loot it!
ork: oi, whacha think about me wartrukk?
second ork: not orky enuff! needz more dakka dakka dakka! nevah enuff dakka!
first ork: what!? oi! yer right! more dakka it is!
ork: oi, some git thought orky ment “dorky”.
n-b: yeh. warboss bonestomp ‘ad ta come in and fix it, make it roight propah an’ orky.
(adjective)
a reference to the warhammer 40 000 universe, orks are a race of brutal, greenskinned thugs rampaging across the universe in search of a fight. kind of like british football fans in sp-ce.
they are renowned for their patchwork, jury-rigged equipment and vehicles, having looted and rebuilt anything they can get their hands on.
this lends them a haphazard appearance, so much so that the word “orky” refers to any device, vehicle, repair-job, or, god forbid, medical procedure which is haphazardly thrown together from spare parts and only held on with spit, string and good luck.
similar to macguyver
some drunk tool put a hole in my guitar so i patched it up with some duct tape. it looks orky now.
my car antenna got ripped off so i made an orky one out of a wire coathanger.
i don’t have medical insurance so i st-tched the wound together with a staplegun. dead orky.
orky is a term that is used to describe dorky, but in a sense more ‘foolish’,’stupid’, ‘inept or in other words ‘more dorkier’.
a conversation between person a and person b:
person a: we must exploit the tennis world because they have bricks on the ground, making us feel dorky!!.
person b: lol! that’s so orky.
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