Orlandoed


it’s what happens to a person, place, or thing when they experience several tragic, unexpected, and unrelated events within a short period of time and/or a short distance of one another.
matt: hey, did you hear about jesse’s car wreck?
gavin: yeah, and didn’t his dog die yesterday?
matt: yeah, and he also had his wallet and phone stolen on friday.
gavin: man, jesse is just getting orlandoed.
matt: ikr

katie: our city has just been getting orlandoed lately. all these horrible things happening…
jim: yeah, that’s why i don’t like to watch the news nowadays.

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