Ortweined


vb: somedbody talking to you (not with you)for long periods of time about useless information until the point of severe bordom sets in and you begin to glaze over.
warning: people have been know to contemplate suicide while being ortweined.
this stranger came in the other day and completely ortweined me until i almost cried.

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