Osbaldo
a happy bubbly person. someone who wants to change the world by being a politician and following the footsteps of mother teresa, gandhi and martin luther king.
friend in college: what are you reading there?
other friend in college: a biography of osbaldo. the man who the world long waited for.
friend in college: isn’t him dead?
other friend in college: yes, but his legacy lives beyond.
a bald male with a goatee, subsequently a child molester, as all bald and goatee endowed men rape children.
he enjoys trolling the elementary school playground for 4th grade jailbait.
guy 1: man that guy won’t leave that kid alone
guy 2: d-mn osbaldo, why wont they pick on someone their own size.
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