oscar-slap
when someone puts a warm hotdog on their crotch and then slaps someone in the face while they are asleep
man someone oscar-slapped me once and i really thought it was their d-ck!
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a very painful -rg-sm. usual if you have a urethral infection, benign prostatic hyperplasia, prostate cancer. though prostrate cancer usually only happens when the male is older. john : doctor! i was masturbating and it hurt! doctor : why john! you were having an owgasm!
- spillage in the village
the occurrence of a bodily emission below the waist when one’s underwear and/or pants are still being worn, involving either unine or s-m-n. “i tried to get to the bathroom as fast as i could when i had to take that leak but no dice…spillage in the village, just outside the door!” “that hot stripper […]
- Spill Canvas
a very good indie rock band. some songs are emotional, but they, unlike most “emo” bands are very talented musical. a lot of their lyrics are pretty powerful, and they have great music to back them up. generally a great all-around band to be honest. some of their greatest songs would include: “the tide” “l-st […]
- Downstairs Devil's Eye
the v-g-n- of an evil businesswoman; typically in the retail industry. “that b-tch needs to lighten up! someone needs to kick her in her downstairs devil’s eye for a little perspective and empathy.”
- Do want
the opposite of do not want. primarily used online, possibly stemming simultaneously from lolcats. occasionally written as two separate sentences for emphasis. dude, naked pictures of cortana. do want! compound-adjective form of “do want” meaning “i want this.” (pr-nounced so that the first syllable rhymes with “coward.”) this is so dowant!