Osemega


a very cool person, although he’s a gangsta, no girls like him. he likes to hang out with his gang and can literally r.k.o. anyone, including the world-famous john cena. even when you are seriously injured and need help on call of duty, he will rekt you and will be the same type of thug life he is all the time.
person 1:hey, i’ll quickscope you if you don’t move.
person 2: what are you, an osemega?

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