Osminitis
when one watches too many episodes of operation osmin.
symptoms include involuntary screaming, proclivity to do pushups, involuntary p-n-s growth an increased s-xual stamina. the symptoms can also be brought on by a 30 day diet of fish, salad and water.
person #1 – “dude, i thought you didn’t even have the courage to ask her out?
person #2 – yeah, but my osminitis kicked in and i’ve nailed her three times this week.”
person #1 – “i thought you were going to lose that fight.”
person #2 – “i thought so too but then my osminitis kicked in and i finished him off quickly.”
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