Osterhout Oyster
an aquired taste, considered by some to be a s-xual delicacy. the osterhout oyster, sometimes known as the “oysterhout”, is a hideously wrinkled and stagnant smelling v-g-n-. only the most experienced c-cksman would attempt oral stimulation of the oyster, and be able to avoid heaving.
the next morning, chad woke up to a lingering smell of an osterhout oyster that had festered on his upper lip through the night.
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