ostrich maneuver


the ostrich maneuver is the state of a person burying their head to avoid any given situation, much like an ostrich covers it’s head to avoid danger.

ostrich’s bury their heads based on the simplicity, “if i can’t see them, they can’t see me”. people pulling the ostrich maneuver commonly figure the same.

generally the ostrich maneuver is a person’s last line of defence, given it’s failure rate.
ted didn’t do his homework, so today in math cl-ss, he pulled the ostrich maneuver by hiding his head under the desk. unfortunately his teacher saw his backside up in the air and found him effortlessly.

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