ostricia
a crusty ostrich-human who will guide your hand to their cooch whenever they have the chance. named after their “gurl plz is you mad cuz my p-ssy pops severely and yours don’t” expression which they p-ss off as their singing face, but don’t be fooled; it’s really because they lost their pants.
“hey, that girl seems pretty nice, should i go talk to her?”
“dude no she’s a total ostricia, your pants will be gone by tomorrow don’t do it!”
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