Oswestry


a trashy market town in shropshire where the kids drink young and attend the marches school. nightlife dominated by gibsons nightclub. £5 to get in and plays rubbish music, if not you go to the gay bar the kings head. we used to have a woolworths but now its home bargins to go along with b & m bargins because everybody is a pikey. theres a sainsburys, morrisons and aldi, but no tesco. doesn’t have a cinema either- but does have a bus station, and a wetherspoons.
lets go to wrexham tonight oswestry is dire

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