sympathy-fuck
the act of having s-x with someone as a consoling gesture, immediately after breaking up with them.
the true purpose is to allow you a safe window of opportunity for collecting your property from their house.
(this generally occurs within an hour or two of the breakup, but it can sometimes qualify as a sympathy-f-ck even a few days later if circ-mstances are extremely bad)
after i dumped that b-tch she went psycho. i had to throw a sympathy-f-ck on her just to get away with my cd’s and my coat!
when you have s-x with someone just to cheer them up. most often in cases of boredom. comes with no strings attached or emotional investment.
guy 1: why did you have s-x with jill?
guy 2: i was bored and her dog just died.
guy 1: oh, so it was a sympathy f-ck.
when a girl has s-x with a guy because she feels sorry for him. this can be a boyfriend that she is no longer interested in or a guy who follows her around with sad puppy dog eyes.
girl 1: i had s-x with dylan because i felt sorry for him. i hope he will go away and leave me alone, now.
girl 2: what? you gave him a sympathy f-ck? he is going to stalk you now!
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