OTIS

oops there it is – the act of jamming your c-ck in a girl’s -ss and acting like it was an accident or a mistake.
doc: “hey bob, i was in bed with nikki and committed an otis last night. she was p-ssed!”
acronym for “on the internet”. essentially, the opposite of “irl” (in real life.)
you don’t understand me very well oti: next time, call me.
only the illuminati survives
jayz and kanye west’s single “otis”
a man who rides a harley and hooks up with a different woman every night. this is possible because of this abnormally large d-ck.
josh: hey sis, how’d your party go last night?
nikki: great, i hooked up with an otis and he took me for a ride on his harley. :d
a pretty cool guy who thinks there should be a definition for his name other than giant t-rds and surprise c-ck slammings, not that he didn’t crack up when reading those definitions, but come on…
hey look there’s otis!
olaf thinks it’s stupid
“your use case? otis.

end of line.”
verb – when somebody is slowing you down in a crisis because they are hurt, fat, old, or any combination of the three. often somebody you don’t know or like so you decide to save yourself by killing or ditching them so you can make your escape. comes from the show the walking dead.
i was running from a starving rabid bear and dave was slowing me down because he broke his leg so i had to otis his -ss and leave him.

the zombies where closing in and since i never liked steve i decided to otis him by shooting him in the leg and make my escape.

if i where in your shoes i would have otis-ed her -ss and took off.

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