otitis
inflammation of the ear caused by the germ streptococcus pneumoniae, a.k.a. the one that causes pneumonia
doctor: the reason why you can’t hear is because you have ot-tis.
patient: what?
doctor: godd-mnit!! i said you have ot-tis!
patient: what?
doctor: if you say what one more time, i’ll kill you
patient: what?
the disease which is communicable by posting several times in the “off topic” forums.may cause:severe diarrhea,brain cell loss,-n-l leakage,stool blackening,rectal crackling,and by severe diarrhea i mean severe like sh-tting yourself constantly.
im sorry ma’am hes got the ot-tis.he’ll be sh-tting himself within the hour.
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