otter paw


a mystical creature. a rare gem that comes along once in a lifetime. he will be of girthy size with m-ssive hands. a slight glisten of precipitation all over his body. if you meet this creature get on your hands and knees and blow the sh-t out of him because your life can’t get any better.

also commonly known as a bunch of slap d-ck employees wasting there life away at a dead end job, making no money and blowing each other for food, cigarettes and drugs
“who’s that otter paw over there? i want to stick my pinky in his stinky and play hide the pickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.”

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