otter pop

a frozen popsicle treat that comes in a long plastic tube. it’s like one of those push-pops only better, because it’s the dessert of choice for otters worldwide. like crack on a summer day, only it’s legal. don’t forget to drink the juices after you’re done!
some women in alaska choose to pleasure themselves with otter pops because they’re used to frozen eskimo c-wk and they crave it at inopportune times.
description of taste: s-x and candy
little timmy: “watching sally suck on that otter pop is making my pants heavier and i like it.”

bill cosby: “wah-huh-dub-deedle-dip-doo, say, why don’t they make otter pops in puddin’ flava?”
otter pops are a brand of frozen snack sold in the united states. the product consists of a plastic tube filled with flavored quick freezing liquid, which after being frozen is sliced open, and the ice is eaten out of the top of the tube, like a popsicle without a stick.

otter pops come in six flavors, each named after a different character:

* louie-bloo raspberry
* strawberry short kook
* sir isaac lime
* poncho punch (originally rip van lemon until the1970s)
* alexander the grape
* little orphan orange
hey you. don’t touch my otter pops. give me back my sir issac lime you son of a b-tch.
-rg-sm on a stick with many colors
and sugar
and frozen stuff
must have more otterpops!!!
the most delicious frozen pop out of the sea
otterpops are so d-mn delicious! it’s like it just came from the sea!! d-mn right!
1) a term used to describe a good looking chick that you don’t know. the term is often -ssociated with the color they are wearing when one spots them.

2) a term used to describe a good looking chick by -ssociating her with an otter pop color that one enjoys.
1)

dude: red otter pop 12 o’ clock.

friend: d-mnnnnnn

2)

dude: check that orange otter pop over.
friend: she’s more of a purple otter pop if you get what i am saying.
the act of seizing one’s p-n-s at the base of the shaft with both the index and middle fingers on the under side and the thumb on the top side. then m-ssage the p-n-s in an outward fashion so as to evacuate any remaining urine or s-m-n left within the urethra much like one must do in order to enjoy the popular and tasty popsicle treats known as otter pops.
– hey chad! hurry up and with your p-ss already so we can get going!

– i cannot! for my prostrate is acting up and i need to otter pop it a few more times.
an otter’s – hairy, thin, gale male’s – p-n-s. often used in reference to f-ll-t–.
i am going to go unwrap a couple otterpops and get my protein for the day.