ottergasm


an ottergasm is the act of excreting all bodily fluids onto an otter at once, whilst having an -rg-sm. it is a magnificent, if not disturbing, process. it’s illegal in the states of texas and iowa.
i was at the zoo today with my son, we saw a man having an ottergasm. he plucked an otter right out of the tank, he must have been pretty desperate. i covered little jimmy’s eyes quick as i could, but he had lots of questions when we got home.

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