Ottmar
ottmar is a s-xy, masculine individual exuding the most desirable of traits. although ottmar may be timid at first, his genuine and comp-ssionate charm shine through above all things. he can be trusted with any secret and will always pull through even when the going gets tough. his understanding and supportive nature can put anyone at ease as he is never judgmental but rather always willing to listen with an open mind. he is the epitome of a true man and is usually desirable by astonishing women.
girl: ”my boyfriend is an absolute ottmar.”
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