short for “scottish hotty”
man, that craig ferguson is such a schotty
- Schroedinger's situation
when you are so broke that you incur penalties causing you to become more broke, thus incurring more penalties. you are in schroedinger’s situation when you don’t have the money to fix a broken taillight, so the cops give you a ticket. you pay the ticket, thereby incurring an overdraft charge. and so on.
a secretary who is so incompetent at everything in her job description that she secretly throws people under the bus all day long because her only true skill is being a b-tt snorkeler. i want to grow up to be a secr-t-rd just like her. if only apt-tude tests would offer secr-t-rd as a career […]
1. a brand of beer made by forrest swick schwickies october fest, schwickies weitber hooch used to describe a person who is being a major -sshat. “you d-mn schwicky!! get out of the bathroom.” “look at this f-cking schwicky, fold faster.”
- cambodian crossface
while receiving a bl-wj-b, you grab the girls head and give her an intense crossface with your erect p-n-s. this is used to inflict pain on the b-tch, not to make her happy so go all out i didn’t think she was giving me her best sucking, so i decided to just give her a […]
like snicklefritz, but from an african american. noun: means dirt weed. sh-tty weed. worst of the worst weed that gets you low instead of high. yo bro i just coped an 1/8 of nigglefritz for 10 dollars. wana make a batch of brownies, or should i just use it to season my pizza?