ottoman helmet
this is a seldom seen s-x position in which a male places his two b-lls in a female’s eyesockets, his erect p-n-s then points upwards resembling pointed ottoman helmets of ancient times.
so did you guys get realy kinky last night?
yeah we did some crazy sh-t, he even let me wear the ottoman helmet!
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