Ouch


the true definition: an interjection said when hurt. no one knows where it came from, and n-body
the word ouch may mean “cr-p” or some swear word when translated into some ancient language. it makes sense, you know.

that mussa hurt like h-ll
when you feel hurt or experience pain, either physically or emotionally because what someone has said or done to you.

refer to: heartbroken, crushed or angry.
person a : aasdfkj jaksjdf aksjdfklh.

person b: ouch, that hurt.
the sound coming from one’s mouth whenst experiencing pain. or when one can not say “oh no” quick enough. related to a video of english children featured on youtube.
“ouch charlie! that really hurt! charlie bit me. and it really hurt. and it’s still hurting!”
1. an extremely common term usually uttered by one experiencing either physical or mental pain. though usually -ssociated with literal injury, can also be said when the user is the recipient of some insult or burn. sarcastic undertones signify the user’s view that the attempted insult or injury was ineffective.

2. an acceptable nick-name for one who over-uses the phrase “ouch”. usually meant as an insult, it can be a term of endearment under certain circ-mstances.
sophie: “hey ouch! you’re stupid.”
matt: “ouch.”
an expression of pain
ouch! that dumb kid kicked me!
ouch: used to express sudden pain or dis-pleasure.
when your husband comes home from work and says in a manic, p-ssed off voice, shrill voice in front of your children, “we don’t have any f-cking money and you 10 years ago sold your 401k to pay off our credit cards and we had to file bankrupcty and we still have no f-cking money!” and all you can say is , “ouch” and walk away.

when your husband wakes up in the morning and says he overslept 10 minutes and he feels tired and it is your fault because you had s-x with him the night before and it is his fault. and you say “ouch” and walk away bow legged.

when your sister keeps calling you and you have been sober for three days and you have not slept for three days and you forgot your estrogen patch and have had night sweats and she keeps telling you on the phone you sound drunk, and you say, “ouch” and hang up and tear off your estrogen patch and say f-ck you!
what u say when sumpthin hurts u
i said ouch cuz his ring hurt me

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