ounch


a magical land with unicorn killing wizards and elves who like to eat our faces. it’s true.
hey, look! we’re in ounch! watch out for those elves.
started as a typo of the word punch but is now a word that means to his somebody so hard that they scream “ow!
i want to ounch barack obama in the nose!!!

later that night…

me: want some?!

obama: ow!
a powerful, peck-type kiss usually delivered somewhere other than the lips.
“i will ounch you in the face.”

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