a place where you see yourself growing older with your kids. enjoying life and living the american dream.
“we finally bought our dream home and it feels so good. “
- plane p*n*s
someone (usually sitting next to you) on an airplane that is so large, they spill over into your seat. it was a rough flight. the guy next to me had plane p-n-s and i couldn’t move for 2 hours.
orelia is an cl-ssy, artistic and beautiful girl. she is very loyal and always has your back. she comes from a latin background but sometimes others don’t think she looks it. orelia makes beautiful children and a loving wife. just make sure you don’t take her for granted, she may put up with your sh-t […]
a bored human who is trying to find an interesting pattern to hit the keyboard keys hopping no one has already define it in the urban dictionary. im so board i googled qwsazxcdertgfvbnhyuijkmnlpo.
- inverse handjob
(n) instead of sitting on your hand to make it feel like someone else is giving u a handjob sit on your d-ck so it feels like your giving someone else a handjob man i gave myself the best inverse handjob last night.
older sister i’d like to f-ck kenny’s big sister is a real osilf.