outback splash
an expression originating in australia in the 1970’s, which refers to the practice of rear entry s-x followed by withdrawal of the p-n-s moments before -j-c-l-t–n, with the distribution of s-m-n over the female’s b-ttocks and back. it should be noted that this technique is not ‘safe s-x’ and does carry a risk of pregnancy if suitable precautions are not taken.
“geoffrey, that was a wonderful vacation – thank you, we all loved it.”
“me too paulette, what’s your favourite memory?”
“hmm, so many honey, but the outback splash in that wonderful suite in the george cinq in paris stands out.”
“that’s not the only think that was standing out baby!”
“geoffrey, please, not in front of the children.”
“yea dad, we know what you’re talking about…..”
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