the fear or condescension of programs and other operating information used by a computer which are not kept up to date, especially if the updates are freely accessible for the hardware currently in possession. from the greek “phobos” meaning fear and the english “outdated” and “software” meaning outdated and software respectively.
why are you still on macos sierra when high sierra is fully baked‽ you trigger my outdatedsoftwarephobia!
- hemingway retirement
a hemingway retirement is a shotgun in you mouth and then pulling the trigger. f-ck that sh-t, i’m gonna take a hemingway retirement!
a girl with lots of success and fortune in her future. she might be the type to get played by a guy, but in the end she gets the last laugh. you do not wanna mess with this girl because if you get on her bad side you’ll be wishing you hadn’t. she can also […]
- redneck slip n slide
4 or more southern caucasians making sweaty redneck love in a steamy sauna heeeyy yall come join me for a redneck slip n slide down in bama
- pineapple b*tthole
when you are smoking a cigarette and the ash falls on your skin him: “ouch! that hurt like a pineapple b-tthole!”
a sweet girl with nice bbuns. “wow, nadine’s a total bunsie!”