outfit tracker


a person who obsessively “tracks” what other people are wearing on a daily basis and give an unwanted opinion. “outfit trackers” are clothes n-z-s who are the sc-m of the earth.
guy 1: “hey you wore those pants yesterday?”
guy2: omg! you’re outfit tracking me! you’re a godd-mn ocd “outfit tracker” gtfo here with that sh-t man!
(most famously defined by larry david in his latest season of his show “curb your enthusiasm where f. murray abraham tells larry that “you wore those pants yesterday didn’t you?!”
someone who tracks the outfit your wore either the day before or in the same week.

origin: curb your enthusiasm
ryan, you wore those pants yesterday. don’t be an outfit-tracker tyler.

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