a medical condition brought upon by technology, whereby affected person(s) consistently make errors in the use of microsoft outlook (or similar products).
this condition typically affects members of upper management and research suggests a concentration of afflicted persons in the finance discipline.
warning to system administrators: never under any circ-mstance grant afflicted users administrative privileges outside of his personal computer.
symptoms of outlookdyscalendaria include inability to schedule meetings without rescheduling numerous times, resulting in none of the invitees attending and occasionally even the meeting requester due to confusion. in extreme cases, inability to distinguish between am and pm results in meetings scheduled during the middle of the night, when the business ent-ty is a standard 9am-5pm operation.
in some cases, afflicted person has difficulty distinguishing between email addresses and also sends sensitive content to inappropriate recipients.
someone who is so obsessed with you, you want to kill them dude, i keep getting txts from her man what do i do? man, i dont know. she’s such and “overobsessor”
a awesome person who is a boss and single i need an owan
a word often used in online games, such as counterstike and other first person shooters (fps). it is used to describe the action of dominating another player or players. often misspelt as “0wnz0red” or “pwnz0red” by the “lite” players. counter terrorist: omfg, i totally like ownzored like 1/2 your team!! roflcopter! terrorist: stfu n00b!
1. a combination of the words “oy” and “gosh” 2. some people may interpret it as an acronym for “oh you’re so hot”. 1. person: i had chese today. you: oysh. 2. dude: hey 😉 you: oysh 😉
appalling school, made worse by the fact it’s sister school is uppingham. pupils from this school have rich parents with no status. you cannot achieve such things through sending your child to a school, especially this one. i went to oakham, for the rest of my life, those around me regretted it.