ovaphilia
– noun
1. fetish involving the simulated laying of an egg or eggs by a female human. variants include the eggs being of disproportionate size to the girl laying, the eggs being festively painted, or the laying female being dressed like a cute little cuddly animal (see furry). you know, if you’re into that.
– noun
2. the fear of scrambled eggs.
“my mom made bacon and eggs this morning for breakfast, but i have ovaphilia, so i sat down to eat, looked at the plate, and was overcome with unbearable terror; the only thing that calmed me was my love of ovaphilia — i turned around quickly to look at the computer screen displaying my weirdo fetish p-rn and saw joey lauren adams poppin’ a squat wearing only furry orange cat ears, plooping out a shiny faberge egg and all was right with the world.”
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