oven cuddler


originated by my boy “skinflute” in davis ca. oven cuddler is in short, a “jew”. why a jew? because back in the day in hitler’s concentration camps when the jews were burned in m-sses, they were all stuffed in giant ovens and all of them looked as if they were cuddling. hence, the definition “oven cuddler”
don’t be an “oven cuddler” man. pull out your wallet and pay for your part of the bill!!!

the reason he has no d-mn friends is because he’s an “oven cuddler”

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