Oven Face
when you are about to give oral pleasure to someone and you pull down their underwear and are hit with an “unclean” smell that literally burns your eyes the same way when you pull the oven door open when it is at 500f and your face is in direct fire of the heat.
sh-lly: i was about to blow ted last night and before i could start i got hit with oven face.
claire: ted needs to shower more.
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